Totally deep birthday thoughts

Today is my birthday!

Some people think that birthdays are deep...

They’re not.

Here is the AI answer that came up when I Googled “deep thoughts about birthdays”:

“Birthdays aren't just about aging; they are an annual checkpoint to reflect on the transience of time, measure your personal growth, and celebrate your unique existence. They force a pause in the chaos of everyday life, offering a rare opportunity to evaluate who you are becoming.” -Dr. Al Fluff

If the world thinks that’s deep…

If you asked me to write an answer to that Google search, here is what I’d write:

“It’s not that deep buddy. Birthdays are for family get-togethers and attention. And those are two pretty nice things. Honestly, you're celebrating a day that was probably pretty rough for you. The people you really should thank are your mom and dad!”

It's been a fun 15 years and I wouldn't have it any other way. Thanks for that. Have a wonderful day!!